I am at the library, pressed for time, and I cannot think of a creative title for this post…

…but I’m writinb it anyway.
complete iwth typos and panicky fingers.
okay.  So.  For those who came in late:
When the economcy tooka  nosedive last year, my business went with it.  That being said, my life has been in perpetual transistion.
For.  The.  Entire Year.
I have n9ot been ahapy camper.  In fact, I haven’t even gone camping.
All right.  Well.  [...]

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Been a while since we’ve had a good laugh around here…

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Wild Turkey

So I called my friend Mike yesterday.
And he made me laugh so hard I vomitted.
And then he said, “W’ad ya have fuh dinna?”
“Turkey.”
“Well, hell.  I didn’ know they could done gone and run when they’s dead!  Nev’mind jumpin’ outta sum’body’s stomach!  That musta been one wil’ turkey!”
That gave me dry heaves.
After catching my breath, I [...]

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“…On the Ground!”

My 200th Post.

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My New Hearing Aid.
Heh.

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Bloggers’ Bible Study
Vacation.
We are off this week for Thanksgiving.  And I am a guest on someone else’s blog today so if you’d like to stop by for a visit click here.
Meanwhile, I thought I might tell you a story…
It was a dark and stormy night.  I met a girl through a mutual friend.  Nice girl. Beautiful. [...]

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Everything Men Understand About Women
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Last week, I went to Wal-Mart to get some dog food for Louie.  Of course, I always get the big bag because that kid has quite an appetite. So I hefted all 50 pounds of dog food up onto the cart, but…
THE BAG BROKE AND ALL FIFTY POUNDS OF DOG FOOD RAINED DOWN ON THE [...]

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I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less.  The old man in front of me had a handful of groceries, too.  Suddenly, he turned around, looked me straight in the eyes, and said…
“WHAT AM I DOING?  I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ORANGE JUICE!  DO YOU SEE ANY ORANGE JUICE HERE?”
And [...]

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[Author's note:  When I was in grad school, I got some strange e-mail.  This was one of them.  And since I could really use a laugh right about now, I thought I might share it.]
These are the ten winners of this year’s “Dark And Stormy Night” Contest–sponsored by The English Department of San Jose State [...]

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Ten things about me you don’t know…
10.  I used to work the M&M’s Company, but they fired me for throwing away all the W’s.
9.  I can jump higher than The Empire State Building.  It’s true.  The Empire State Building can’t jump.
8.  When I was taking a writing course in college, several of [...]

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Ever year, I miss this month the most.
Because my family has six birthdays in March.  No kidding.
My cousin was born on the 11th, I was born on the 15th (The Ides of March), my sister was born on the 16th, my grandfather was born on the 17th (St. Patrick’s Day), my older [...]

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A prominent scientist dies and goes to Heaven.  And he says to God, “I can do anything you can do.”
And God says, “Really?”
So the prominent scientist says, “Yes.  You made a man out of dirt.  I can make a man out of dirt.”
And God says, “Okay.  Let us have a contest.  We will [...]

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